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Your phone's ringing.

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So it is.

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Hello?

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Yes, we will pay for the call.

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Jenny, how was the journey?

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Oh, good.

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Well, I'm glad you're safe.

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Oh, it's her.

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Is the room nice?

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Oh, good. Well, you have a nice time.
And you will remember to... Yes, I

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actually want you to use the word pill.

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Good.

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Right, I'll see you when you get back.

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Bye.

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You never let me go on holiday with my
friends. Yes, well, we could have all

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a proper holiday if your father hadn't
bought that stupid car.

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What?

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Oh, you want to know what that is?

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My girlfriend, Maxine.

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Oh, hello, Maxine. Hello. You didn't
tell me you had a girlfriend. Would she

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like a sandwich as well? I don't eat
flesh. It doesn't have the life force.

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Cup of tea, then.

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It doesn't have the life force.

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Maxine's a vegan.

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Oh, that's the one near Jupiter, isn't
it?

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She's psychic.

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Well, I'm just going upstairs to put
these clothes away.

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Yes, I know.

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Hiya. Is Jen ringing yet? Yes, she's all
unpacked and looking forward to going

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out. Christine says there's this great
beach there. Oh, you mustn't tell anyone

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Jenny's room's empty.

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I only told Christine.

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Careless talk costs lives. What if you
know who finds out?

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Did your mother know?

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J. Edgar Hoover didn't wear a dress. It
was mum all the time.

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I've bleached everything.

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What about the sink?

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Including the sink. What sort of bleach?

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Oh, lemon fresh.

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No, that's no good. If it doesn't smell
of neat chlorine, she won't be

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satisfied.

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It's still bleach. Not to her. She'll
give her lecture on germs.

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Germs? They're about this size and they
fly around the room looking for dirt.

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They do.

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They lurk down your plughole waiting to
give you diarrhoea, sickness, vomiting

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and leprosy.

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Of course, it's up to you.

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I'll do it again.

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I've got the grand box. Good.

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Hideous china cat.

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Horrible glazed vase.

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Ghastly gold thing.

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Vile brooch.

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Beautiful kitchen mat.

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Is that all?

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Yes. Just a minute. Come back here.

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Oh, well, well, well, what do we have
here?

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Oh, no, Mum, you can't make me. She'll
be terribly hurt.

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Oh, this is child abuse.

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I suppose this is another...

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What is it? A Volkswagen?

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Not exactly, no.

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It's uncomfortable enough to be German.

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Come in, Mum. Hello, Phil.

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Hello. Oh, you're here, are you?

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No, I was just going.

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Changed your perfume, I see.

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That's a tarty as the last one.

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It reminds me of swimming pools.

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Yes, has quite nice fresh smell.

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Oh, remember me to your Auntie Pearl,
won't you?

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How could we ever forget?

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This is Harry saying hello.

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Oh, isn't he lovely?

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I won't touch him, though, because of
worms.

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I didn't get him anything.

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Oh, no, Mum. No, no, I insist, I insist.

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It's 15p.

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Thanks. And don't spend it all on
sweeties, will you?

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Oh, thanks.

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Why don't I take your things upstairs?

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No, it's all right, I'm doing that. It's
all right, I don't mind.

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No, I'm doing that. I'm doing that. Give
it to me.

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No, because you want to stay down here
and say hello to Graham.

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I'll make the tea.

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that she knows I'm the weakest.

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Oh, you'll be all right. Just be careful
what you say.

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Has everybody left me?

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No!

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Well,

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it's nice to see you again, Bette. Yes.

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Isn't it nice, Ben, that Jenny's room is
empty most of the time?

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Yeah, but it's just for a few days
because we've got an exchange student

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next week. Yes, but once she goes to
university, it'll be empty.

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Won't he? Yeah, but she's coming back at
weekends.

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But not during the week.

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No.

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So it'll be empty most of the time,
won't it?

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Oh, Bill!

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Yeah,

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Ben was just telling me that Jenny's
room will be empty most of the time.

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Was he? No, I wasn't.

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Stop tormenting him. You know he's not
worthy of your powers.

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won't we, Ben? Yes.

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You know how much we like seeing you
back.

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Oh, dear, who could that be?

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Oh, what are you doing here?

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Sorry to bother you, but we've been
called out on an urgent plumbing job.

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dear.

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Is it a big job?

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We might be there until late this
afternoon.

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Oh, well, never mind.

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Tutti -cool. See you later.

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We don't want him here for this.

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For what?

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Haven't you noticed the date?

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The date? It... Oh, sorry. Oh, don't
worry, don't worry. I completely forgot.

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Oh, don't worry.

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What's going on? Oh, nothing. Are you
seeing Maxine today?

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Well, we were going to go and see a
movie, but she always spoils it by

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me what the end's going to be.

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Why don't you change into something more
comfortable and find out what she's

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doing? What about Gran?

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Oh, no, we've got things to do. I'll
catch up with you later, love.

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You sure you don't mind? No.

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I'll see you later, then.

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Perhaps I should have told him. No, he's
young.

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He won't remember your father.

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He just crept up on me this year. I
should have realised when you said you

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coming down. It's ten years this year,
you know.

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I miss him too, Mum.

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You all right? Yes, I'm all right.

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It's just that this is a bit difficult
for me.

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Of course it is. You were married all
those years.

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Shall we go and get the flowers?

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You don't have to, you know.

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No, I want to. I always put mine next to
yours, don't I? Yes.

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Then you compare them.

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We'll go and get them after we've had
this tea, shall we?

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It won't be long.

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Don't rush, I'll be fine.

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You ready?

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I suppose so.

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Hello, Dad.

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Here we are again.

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Brought you these.

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Mum.

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I can't do it.

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Come,

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Mum.

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You're all right.

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It isn't really in there, you know.

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Of course I know.

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It's just a plaque.

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You gave me the remains to... scattering
the gardens.

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I know.

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Shall I show you where I put the ashes?
Would that be better?

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No, it wouldn't.

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I got them out of the living room fire
grate.

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Sorry.

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Well, I gave it a good riddle that
morning, you see, and I picked the ashes

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and put them into that urn thing.

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Are you telling me... that the ashes I
scattered were... Coalite!

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You'll get a very good blaze once you
get it going.

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I don't understand.

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Oh, well, first of all, you see, you
screw up some paper, and then you put

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kindling on top of that, and then...
What are you talking about? We've been

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coming here and doing this every year
since 1988.

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I know.

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I know.

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What, in order to visit some coalite?

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No, not exactly, cos I emptied the
ashtray in as well.

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I thought it would give him a bit of
colour, you see.

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I thought it was him.

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I know.

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I'm sorry.

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Sorry? That was a terrible thing for you
to do.

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It was very upsetting for me to scatter
those. If I'd known at the time it was

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half a coal gutter and 20 silk cut, it
would have made more sense.

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Yes, I know.

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I'm very sorry, but at that time it was
too late to stop it.

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Why did you do it?

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give you his real ashes.

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You wanted to keep them at home?

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No.

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Well, where are they then?

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There aren't any.

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What are you saying?

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That he isn't actually... Oh, no, no,
no, nothing like that, no. It's just

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I didn't have him cremated.

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You had him buried?

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No.

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Where is he then?

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I had him frozen.

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you know. It's just a down payment, then
afterwards you just have to pay for the

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electricity. I don't care.

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Why on earth did you do that?

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Well, it seemed a good thing to do at
the time. I'd seen it on Tomorrow's

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And you know, he was always very
interested in that sort of thing.

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So where actually is he?

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He's in a warehouse in Bermondsey.

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I suppose it doesn't really make any
difference.

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After all, as you said, we always knew
he wasn't really here.

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No.

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Why did you decide to tell me this
today?

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Well, last week, I had this letter by
special

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delivery.

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Yes?

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I didn't see you out there. You must be
frozen.

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Funny you should say that.

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Slight change of plan. We need to get to
Cryonics Resort, Old Oak Industrial

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Estate, Bermondsey.

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Oh, by the way, David rang on your
mobile.

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He wanted to know where you'd gone.

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Just tell him Mum's gone to Iceland.

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There's an unearthly aura in this house.

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Oh, that?

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We had had it last night.

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We are

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alone. Yeah.

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Mum just rang to say she's taking Gran
somewhere.

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This is our chance.

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Draw the curtains.

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Oh. Right.

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Sit near me.

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Closer.

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If you like.

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Shall we do it?

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I'm game if you are.

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I've got the things.

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I got a new pack yesterday.

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you've been paying these people yes he's
on direct debit like the tv why do they

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want you to come here do you want me to
come with you no i'll sort it out then

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we can all go home

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That's all right.

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Is there another entrance to this place?

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No. It's all locked up now.

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Locked up?

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Went into liquidation two days ago.

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Receivers came in and stripped the
place, didn't they? That's right.

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that wasn't bolted down.

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But we got this.

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Oh, you got one of these. Why didn't you
say?

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What?

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Here we are.

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B667. That's the one.

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Sign here.

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Actually... Top -of -the -line model, I
see.

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Very nice.

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I thought we were going to have trouble
with this.

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There's a vacuum cleaner parts warehouse
in here on Monday. You've got

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transportation?

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Yes, but... We'll give you a hand up,
will we?

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Bill? No, we haven't come to take it.

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You signed for it.

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I know, but... Well, don't worry.

257
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:12,710
It'll be all right for half an hour
without being plugged in.

258
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,040
The temperature rise is above the limit.
There's an auto alarm.

259
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,460
You can't leave him here, Bill.

260
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:22,540
Mum, you're not being very practical.

261
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,820
We can't take this. He is your father.

262
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,800
Now, lift that up.

263
00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:34,340
Like this?

264
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,300
Shall I turn over?

265
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,700
Yes, and put it on top of that one.

266
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,530
You are going to have a visitor.

267
00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:46,070
That would be grand.

268
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,750
No, not a woman.

269
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,910
He's been on a recent journey.

270
00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:52,670
Where?

271
00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:56,850
I can't see. It's misty.

272
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,870
Like snow falling.

273
00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:04,610
I think I'd better go now.

274
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,450
Ah, well, it's just getting interesting.

275
00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:08,710
What's going on?

276
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:10,730
Maxine's just telling our fortune.

277
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,440
Huh? Anything interesting?

278
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,880
The key is far, far away.

279
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,660
What? I don't know.

280
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,280
She's always saying stuff like that.

281
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:20,279
Where's your mum?

282
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,280
She'll be back any minute.

283
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:22,700
Bye.

284
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:28,460
So, have you two been, uh... What?

285
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,440
What does she mean, the key is far, far
away?

286
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,800
I don't know.

287
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,680
Some things seem to worry her, though.

288
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:43,769
He forgot me keys.

289
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,770
Oh!

290
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,170
What?

291
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:55,250
What? Um, would you help us carry
something in from the car?

292
00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:01,730
Well, it isn't often we're all together
like this.

293
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:06,390
What am I supposed to be looking up,
anyway?

294
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,670
Undertakers. Mum!

295
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,410
What are they going to do with him?

296
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,270
Well, can't they, you know... What?

297
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:25,829
Bury him? In a fridge in a cemetery with
ample electrical power points?

298
00:17:27,609 --> 00:17:28,610
Can't they?

299
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:30,370
Yeah, can't they?

300
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,930
I hope nobody was going to say defrost
him.

301
00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:40,030
He is my father. He does mean rather
more to me than a decrust pizza.

302
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,870
Yeah. I'm sorry.

303
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:50,740
Do you remember the day we moved in
here?

304
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:54,400
Yes. And we had trouble with the
completion. You know, yuppies doing

305
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,500
conveyancing. So we had to stay at
Tina's for the weekend and put all the

306
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,500
furniture into storage.

307
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:03,320
Yes. And you said, what about the
freezer?

308
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:09,540
And they said, don't worry, we can plug
it in for you at the warehouse.

309
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:15,080
Are you suggesting that we hand over my
father's remains to Pickford?

310
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,600
loads of stuff in there that... Yeah,
you're right. I'll just shut up.

311
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,920
What about talking pages?

312
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,159
Ask for what?

313
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:28,540
Well, there must be other companies that
do this kind of thing. Try one of them.

314
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,880
Oh, yes, it's worth a try.

315
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,660
Here we are. Nice cup of tea.

316
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,100
Right.

317
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,740
So, how's it going?

318
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,520
Milk, David?

319
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:41,780
Yes, please.

320
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:43,640
Just like your grandad.

321
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,180
There you are.

322
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,130
more pleasant.

323
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:31,770
I don't think his wire would reach. Oh,
no. Just a minute. Just a minute. Just a

324
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:32,830
minute. Just a minute. Just a minute.

325
00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:35,610
She's probably still a bit shocked.

326
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:37,150
Still a bit barking.

327
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:40,710
David, go and distract her.

328
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,250
How? Show her something in the garden.

329
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:44,710
What? Why?

330
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:47,430
I don't want her to hear this. She'll up
their thing.

331
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:50,710
Hello. Walking pages.

332
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:55,210
Don't know what to ask for here, really.

333
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:59,750
But, um... My father is frozen.

334
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,410
No, it's not his heating.

335
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:08,550
He's actually frozen. He was frozen
after... Oh, do you?

336
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,810
Yes. All of them, please.

337
00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:13,530
Yes.

338
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,210
Yes.

339
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,050
Yes.

340
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,640
Thank you.

341
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:27,140
Three. Well, it's three more than we had
before.

342
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,160
Well, there you are. One of them must be
able to take him. Not necessarily.

343
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,219
It's ringing.

344
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:32,220
Why?

345
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,320
He's already frozen.

346
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,420
He might only take ones they freeze
themselves.

347
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,800
Oh, no. This is the one we got him from.

348
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,240
Why would they only take ones they
freeze themselves?

349
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,479
What's the difference?

350
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,960
They might just freeze heads.

351
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,660
Number unattainable.

352
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,400
What? Some people just have their heads
frozen.

353
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:52,060
What if it was just his head that was
frozen? We could keep it in our freezer.

354
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:54,560
Well, that's what some people do.

355
00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:59,060
I wonder if they could actually just,
you know, take off his head.

356
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,360
I can't do all of this, you know.

357
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,940
Sorry. I mean, hello?

358
00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:07,580
Yes.

359
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:13,200
This may seem like rather a strange
question, but do you take people that

360
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,340
already been frozen?

361
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,480
You do?

362
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,280
Um, yes. I've got him right here.

363
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:21,920
London, W4.

364
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,280
Would you?

365
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,500
That's great.

366
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,600
Thank you.

367
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,340
They're going to ring back with the
details.

368
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:33,000
Well, there we are, you see? I told you.
This whole thing's a nightmare. I don't

369
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,860
know what possessed my mother to do such
a stupid thing. Bill.

370
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,280
How long have you been listening?

371
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,260
All the time. You can hear every word in
the kitchen.

372
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:45,740
I'm sorry. I thought it might be
upsetting for you.

373
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,620
What is there to be upset about?

374
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:50,080
Did you find somebody?

375
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,280
Yes.

376
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,600
Hello?

377
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,419
You can.

378
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,420
Great.

379
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,460
142 Chepstow Road.

380
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:01,180
That's right.

381
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,800
Yes. Bye.

382
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,980
They're coming to pick him up in a
special van.

383
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,800
It's probably the best thing.

384
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,000
Oh, yes, it is the best thing, yes.

385
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,340
Well, if you don't mind, I'll go and
have a lie down.

386
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,100
Oh, dear.

387
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,480
So when are they coming for him? First
thing in the morning.

388
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,300
Tomorrow? They're in Scotland. They'll
have to drive down overnight.

389
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:31,200
Overnight? You mean we'll have to keep
him here during the night?

390
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,000
Yeah. No wonder Matt's been legged in.

391
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:35,260
Yes.

392
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,700
Well, I think I'd better be going.

393
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,360
Tony will be worried and...

394
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,580
I'll see you tomorrow.

395
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:48,980
What's the matter with her?

396
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,040
She's totally spooked by the idea of him
being here as well.

397
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,440
I can't imagine why.

398
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:05,420
Why does he have to make so much noise?

399
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,900
Can't we turn him down?

400
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,180
No.

401
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,320
I could leave knowing he's down there.

402
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,640
Well, I'm not bringing him up here.

403
00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:22,860
You never said you should.

404
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:25,320
It just makes me uneasy.

405
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,500
Why?

406
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:33,180
Well, I thought I'd come to terms with
him being gone, and now he's back.

407
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,860
Well, now he isn't, not really.

408
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:36,140
I know.

409
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,860
It's just, when you're gone, you're
supposed to be gone, not hang around in

410
00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:40,860
relatives' houses.

411
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,280
It's just for tonight.

412
00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:50,130
He doesn't want to be here.

413
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,530
Well, shall I go down and ask him?

414
00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:56,550
I mean, he can't hear us, can he?

415
00:23:59,810 --> 00:24:00,810
Can he?

416
00:24:00,890 --> 00:24:01,890
Close the door.

417
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:14,710
Attention. Stand by. He just went off.
He can hear

418
00:24:14,710 --> 00:24:17,010
us. Stand by. There's just an alarm.

419
00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:18,959
What are we doing?

420
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,160
Where's the remote control?

421
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,240
It's not the car alarm.

422
00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:23,680
Well, it says optimum temperature.

423
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,700
Oh, no, it must have written above the
pay temperature. Do something.

424
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:27,960
I'm trying.

425
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,980
Reset. Well, shall I push it? I don't
know.

426
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,300
Oh, come on.

427
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,300
Well,

428
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,300
that seems to have done it. Oh, thank
God. Perhaps there was a momentary power

429
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,140
cut or something. No, the streetlights
stayed on.

430
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:41,500
Anyway, it seems all right now.

431
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,639
Come to bed.

432
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,060
Tell you which is all the best bits.

433
00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,460
Come in.

434
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,500
Mum, are you all right?

435
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,880
Yes, I just want to stop here for a bit.
I'll be up in a minute. All right,

436
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,399
night -night.

437
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,400
Sleep tight.

438
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,600
Chance will be a fine thing.

439
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,320
Would you like a drink?

440
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,540
No, thanks, love, no.

441
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,800
I'm sure it was what David said, just a
power cut.

442
00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:05,380
No, it wasn't.

443
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,980
Well, what do you think it was, then? It
was me. I had a look inside.

444
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,800
What? You couldn't see anything. It was
all frosty.

445
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,480
wanted to see if he was in there.

446
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:22,040
Is he? No.

447
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,400
No?

448
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,800
Oh, his body's in there, but that's not
him, is it?

449
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,440
No.

450
00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:35,820
I suppose I thought if I had him kept
like this, he wouldn't really have gone

451
00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:37,620
away. But now I know he has.

452
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,720
We'd have to manage without him.

453
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:45,740
Yes. Did I tell you about when the
ambulance was coming when he had his

454
00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:46,740
attack?

455
00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:50,350
and he made me make him a great big
breakfast.

456
00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:56,030
Fried eggs, sausages, bacon, fried
bread, the lot.

457
00:25:57,030 --> 00:26:02,190
He said hospital food was horrible and
he ate it all before he got on the

458
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:03,190
stretcher.

459
00:26:03,690 --> 00:26:06,270
Oh, that was your father.

460
00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:07,830
Yeah.

461
00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:11,090
He was quite a man, wasn't he? Quite a
man.

462
00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:12,950
Oh, dear.

463
00:26:14,070 --> 00:26:15,210
Bye -bye, Jim.

464
00:26:15,630 --> 00:26:18,270
We'll still take flowers to the usual
place.

465
00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:31,190
Bye, Dad.

466
00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:38,130
Bye.

467
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,500
I'll speak to you tomorrow, yeah?

468
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:12,800
Nothing still won't come round.

469
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,120
She says something unearthly will remain
in the house.

470
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,120
She's funny sometimes.

471
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:19,700
All right, Mum?

472
00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:22,100
Yes, I think I'll be getting back.

473
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,720
Whenever I'm away from home, I'm always
worrying in case somebody breaks in.

474
00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:29,980
You know that can't happen, Mum. We had
all those locks put on your doors and

475
00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:32,180
windows. Yeah, nobody could ever get
out... in.

476
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,620
Yeah, nice to see you again, Beth.

477
00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:38,010
Give us a ring as soon as you're back.

478
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:40,210
Do you want to put my handbag down
somewhere?

479
00:27:40,630 --> 00:27:41,630
No, I don't think so.

480
00:27:42,690 --> 00:27:45,690
Everything's in it. Me train tickets are
in it. Oh, don't panic.

481
00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:47,570
Oh, and me keys.

482
00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:49,510
They're the only set I've got.

483
00:27:49,930 --> 00:27:52,650
Don't worry, you can just stay here
until we've found them. What?

484
00:27:53,010 --> 00:27:54,150
However long it takes.

485
00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:55,490
When did you last see them?

486
00:27:55,710 --> 00:27:59,290
Wait, me handbag? When did you last see
your handbag?

487
00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:01,130
Er, wait a minute, wait a minute.

488
00:28:01,610 --> 00:28:05,910
Er, it was last night, just after I
opened the freezer.

489
00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:08,600
I put it down on something cold.

490
00:28:08,650 --> 00:28:13,200
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